What Would OJ Do?

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Bad Reception

Wednesday, September 18, 2002

Dear OJ,

My T.V. broke. How do I fix it?

-Clown Hater



Dear Hater,

I can't tell you how to fix your TV. It may not show any of my movies or the wonderful broadcasting on Court TV but it does have many other uses. It can be used to settle any domestic differences you may be having with your loved ones. Also if the police ever accuse you for a crime you have a great alibi: you were getting your TV fixed.

-Juice

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