Copy Cat
Saturday, September 28, 2002
Dear OJ,
I have a copy cat, and I'm allergic to cats. What do I do?
-!?!?!?!?!?
Dear !?!?!?!?!?,
I have to admit that I killed my… whoop, I mean I don't have any cats. Yes, that's what I mean, I don't have any cats. However, I once had a Kat-o and although I was not actually allergic to him, he was a bit irritating at times. I addressed this problem by ignoring my Kat-o. I let him roam about my house as he pleased but avoided any meaningful contact with him. Of course, if the LAPD happened to have reason to carefully search your house, well, that might take care of the problem.
-Juice
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