My Powder Room Is Not Your Flowerbox
Wednesday, December 04, 2002
Dear OJ,
I have a crazy old lady neighbor that says my cats are using her flower beds for there powder room. now the whole neighborhood is full of cats - but she desided to pick on mine.. she has also called animal control on us and wants to put our cats to sleep... OJ we need advice
-Stressed
Dear Stressed,
The first thing you should do when accused of a crime is get into the closest SUV and head for the highway. During the "high-speed" chase, take the opportunity to inventory your most valuable possessions (preferably a one of a kind award for excellence). The sale of this item should help finance your representation for the impending trial. Other than that there's not much you can do when the crazies make baseless accusations against you. I should know.
-Juice
