Slippery When Wet
Saturday, February 07, 2004
Juice,
I have this problem. I have these friends that are kind of gay and well, they like to play D&D. I don't know how I should tell them that it is hella gay. I don't want to tell them they suck and can shove their gay game up there ass but at the same time I don't want to ruin my chances of ever getting laid again and play.
-Blue Monday
Dear Jew Monday,
It sounds to me that your problem isn't with them playing the game. It's more about your obsession with their asses. As a man who nearly had things shoved up his ass a couple times while I was wrongfully incarcerated I've gathered a sixth sense for that. If I were you I would just let them know how you feel and play the game. If it turns out you're gay then you wont ever have to worry about dropping the soap if your ex-wife gets murdered.
-Juice
