Family Matters
Sunday, August 25, 2002
Dear OJ,
I have recently been reunited with my birth siblings. After a lifetime of wondering if they existed, it was exciting to discover four brothers and sisters. However, it has become overwhelming, because they call me every day and want to get together every weekend. My siblings mean the world to me, but I had another life before we were reunited. How do I gently back away without causing any damage? Please advise me, O.J.?
-A sister in Tennessee
Dear Sister,
In my experience, the best way to have the people close to you slowly drift away is to become involved in car rental commercials and straight to video B-movies with titles such as Frogmen. You'll be surprised how quickly your friends and loved ones begin to shun you. Since they're ashamed to know you, you won't have to worry about them wanting to see you every weekend, or at all for that matter.
-Juice
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