What Would OJ Do?

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The Trouble With Normal

Sunday, July 20, 2003

Dear OJ,

I don't want a job but everybody tells me I should get one. I like sitting around watching the 3 good stations on cable and reading through web sights like cockeyed.com. I find this existance satisfying but get a guilt complex around "normal" people what should I do?

-Chris Osterhouse



Dear Mr. Osterhouse,

Let me ask you this... Is being accused of murder normal? No. I did it and now I'm one of the most famous figures in modern history. So my advice to you is do what you feel is right. Some day you could be just a couple bloody gloves away from death row.

-Juice