Sissyphobia

Dear Juice,

I got this problem. See, I got me a whole bunch of employees, and I try my best to make sure they are happy at their job. But I got some sissy girl whiners that have no balls, and instead of confronting me face to face about whatever is bothering them, they want to bitch about me behind my back. Now, I have never disrespected these sissies like this, whenever I have a complaint, I go to them directly. How do I deal with these ball-less sissy girl whiners without hurting their precious Nancy-girl type feelings?

Sincerely,

Not a ball-less sissy girl emo-whiner.

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Dear Ball-Less,

This is what I would always tell Nichole. Unless they have a knife, don’t worry about what’s going on behind your back.

-Juice